Loyalty is a foreign language (Times Online)

I was sitting in a bar in a Turkish holiday resort last night, listening to two educationally subnormal English blokes chat up a gaggle of terrifying posteastern bloc women truly scary creatures dripping with fake gold, ripped denim miniskirts, beguiling tattoo of a snake crawling out of their anuses and blonde hair that would neutralise all known germs within a 50-metre radius.

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